She’s trying to look more like Ivanka to keep her husband’s attention?

I think it should say “Dark Souls is an action-roll playing game”

Eh?

John Cook, two years later, is aware that the headline he wrote was intentionally incendiary.

Not your fault, Melanie, and I’m sure you’ve done your homework on what is obviously an important story. But the fact that Gizmodo has never revisited its own behavior on the earlier, damaging FB news curation story does justify a certain amount of skepticism about this outlet’s reporting in this area more generally.…

I’d say you’re half-right, here.

shut up Ron Howard!

Yeah, I unfortunately have zero control over any of that but the tension is not lost to me. (I acknowledge it in the piece after all.) I can’t control what advertisers or corporate does but I can write this article and call attention to the situation.

Good luck invading my hollow ass :P

But if I eat all this valuable food, what will I sell to buy that goddamn expensive house?

Sometimes you just hoard those apples and spices. No time for cooking.

You know, we’re just so good at the game that we rarely need to eat anything...

Wait. The EVERLASTING DRAGON has a falling animation?

Ban sales tax.