Khrystyne Haje, man. I blame my lifelong thing for redheads on her. I was only 14-19 when the show was on the air, so the show caught me at exactly the right time.

Way to own the libs, dude! Keep it up! You’re really going to show us when your (almost definitely) unvaccinated ass is hospitalized with Covid!

“So...he’s available?”

Michelle Kwan has a degree in International Relations from the University of Denver, a Masters of Law & Diplomacy from Tufts, and worked in the State department for eight years.  She’s absolutely qualified to be an ambassador (and her support of Biden certainly doesn’t hurt).  

Ma’am, you mean Michelle who has a master’s in foreign policy Kwan right? Or Michelle state department advisor Kwan?, or how out Michelle who has served under 2 presidents Kwan? Because even one freaking click to her insta would have informed you that she's qualified. She's spent the last 15 years devoted to politics. 

Algorithm be like that sometimes. I haven’t even finished Season 2, and wasn’t watching through a streaming service, but before the 4th Season premiere, my Youtube recommendation was filled with AP Bio vids.

I just binged Seasons 3 and 4, which were great. The show improved a lot once it ditched the whole “try to get revenge/back to Harvard” angle and just became a sitcom about a wacky school featuring Patton Oswalt and Paula Pell.

I live in Somerville, and I can personally testify to the goddamn elves. Anyone shows me where I can find this empty lot, and I’ll eradicate them myself.

That was part of the irony of it all - he thought the video justified his horrible actions. He was that drunk on racism and white supremacy and all that he couldn’t see it for it what it was.

And thank you William Bryon for releasing the video. Rot in jail you stupid fuck!

“I don’t think it should be a struggle not to drink. We should help the victims of drunk drivers instead.”

If someone says “No one respects women more than me,” it’s a safe bet they’re among the bottom 10% of women-respecters.

I always though the relationship with Stewart and Pattinson was weird and fake. But then the car affair with the director happened and it just went from weird to weirder.

I’m gonna be mad until the day I die that Covid didn’t take out Stephen Miller when it had a chance.

Yeah? I’m 62 next week, and I’ll call it an ongoing attempt at a coup. It isn’t over yet.

They. Do. Not. Care. About. Us.

“it was also spreading among the Trump campaign staff.”

Nugenix. Don’t all old sports pros turn to hawking penis enhancing pills at some point? 

There’s no system for a retrial when a defendant is acquitted.

I went to Coachella once. NEVER AGAIN.