She’s actually only 400 miles behind the Proclaimers.

Is the moon Jewish, or is the sun gay?

It was part of a 2011 congressional inquiry into for-profit colleges and online universities, leading to regulations that have since been halted by the Trump administration.

thought about how dull they all suddenly were.

Nah, still not watching anything with Depp in it.

With original series like The Tick, Transparent, and Man in the High Castle

Just gotta get another party going.

I tried to pick more obscure and unusual examples

This is an example of when life is stranger than fiction.

I’ve never never been able to look at Tom Hanks the same way because of that movie.

• Dermot Mulroney described The Christmas Train by saying, “It’s a great story, couldn’t be simpler: Christmas. Train.”

Dammit, should have wrote down my Kinja burner key.

If it’s any consolation (I don’t know your age) my parents were both in their late 40's when they had me and I turned out fine. I was in gifted class, was 3rd in high school graduating class, and finished with a 3.7 GPA in college. There might be an “optimal babymaking age” but some find love later and are still able…

ah yes, can’t let viewers know that these unpaid athletes suffer injuries

doesn’t storm a church and murder those worshipping inside of it, but he does run a man over with a car

The answer is obvious.

Couldn’t plant competition also be a factor? There’s going to be less plant life in urban areas so the trees there could probably get more resources than a rural trees that will have much more competition for those resources.

Megyn Kelly returned with the story of Rob Jones, the vet with two prosthetic legs

Mari-no.

The Brothers Quay also made a pretty good short film using magnets and iron powder: