Them's the breaks, I guess.

How can you hate Simmons? What kind of monster are you?!

Some people bluster, some people intimidate, and some people blather. Whatever gets the job done! Good on you, Simmons, you cute-as-a-button deceiver!

I did the touchdown signal when she did that. It was a delicious moment and showed how much better she's become at lying*. Brains over brawn.

I get you, bro.

This is the Internet (insert 300 meme) and there will be NO FUN had here. EVER.

Good morning, class. I'm Professor Hamill. No lecture today but we will go over the semester's syllabus. And maybe take a hostage. Y'know, for fun.

NO SIR I DIDN'T SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS SIR!

Would you have preferred 'Gooble Gobble' to 'One Of Us'?

To DM is to cheat (for the greater good of the story). Carry on!

You're an archmage. I'm sure it wouldn't be difficult for you, at least. I am merely a prestidigitator. And not a very good one, at that.

I hope her shots were up to date. There's no telling what transmissible afflictions those monsters have. Rabies, tetanus, hashtags. It's scary.

Seems a bit harsh. Could you at least offer them a lesser position? Say the mailroom, office maintenance, or social media manager?

Be that as it may, this is not relevant to the voluntary notation of erratum. Appropriate credit should be assigned to the defendant regardless of the pursuit of justice for other alleged transgressions of the accused.

It's all about ethics in magnetic field manipulation.

Staples?

Edit addendum: The asked-about edit announcement apparently appears appended with aplomb after the 'Calloway edit' per appurtenant and apropos editorial attention by the originating author, as expected, after all.

Baby steps.

Wait, you buy food which requires that amount of preparation? Madness!

To annoy nitpickers?