Can’t wait until they start talking about using “surgical likes” against entrenched enemy positions...

Why not? It’s already helping put an end to world hunger.

this reads like a satire on silicon valley billionaires. what a bunch of just idiocy.

... and this is a huge part of what’s wrong with how people nowadays (mainly young people) deal with serious issues. They think that liking a post, retweeting something, or setting up a Facebook page actually does something to address the problem. They think that “raising awareness” is doing their part.

If we continue to like Facebook then the terrorists have won.

I hear that if you lean in far enough, you fall over.

I’m a liberal pinko commie libtard and all, but I have noticed that there’s this tendency among some people to assume that everyone’s essentially decent and all they need is a good hug and some convincing.

So... spambots can fight ISIS? I mean Newt Gingrich’s 1.5M followers can’t be wrong!

And get off my lawn!

According to Science, we’re all 12 year old Japanese schoolgirls.

I still don’t understand what happened for the general population to turn into a 12 year-old Japanese schoolgirl to allow emojis to become a thing.

This is shaping up to be a VHS/Betamax type of fight. I think the smart money is to wait at least 6 months after they are both out to see who’s the winner.

That seems like a decent target market: girlfriends and kids.

Actually it was probably in his other hand

This is not their first laptop though. There’s no excuse for it to be as bad as it is.

Don’t forget the way one is supposed to charge the new magic mouse. Rechargeable? Yay. But not like this. Not like this...

It looks that ridiculous now.