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THANK YOU. this shit is exploding on twitter.

Okay, but have you guys heard this yet? http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/politics/donald-trump-intelligence-report-russia/index.html

I have a theory that Trump is scared, literally for his life, to leave the Tower. He comes off as supremely paranoid. Scared of being asked a question, scared of pies in the face, scared of being found out.

Whatever your thoughts on Roe v. Wade, it is not great law. A poorly reasoned Supreme Court opinion should not be the form in which the protection of abortion rights is guaranteed. Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned eventually, because the zealots on the Right never give up, but also because it is so vulnerable…

Everyone’s gotta have a hustle! Get that money Serena!

Here is what I want you to say:

Watched it again still hoping it ended with “and that’s why I’m officially running for President in 2020.”

Coutney B. Vance was robbed. I like Hiddles, but good lord that speech was cringey. Also I kinda hate how so many folks acted like Taylor Swift had some magic pussy of doom that ensnared poor widdle Tom, cause Tom is just as thirsty as Taylor.

Amazon keeps trying to get me to watch it and Mozart in the Jungle and it’s annoying the fuck out of me.

A) Totes agree. B) I love your Gilette avatar. C) I love your handle!

I never jumped on the social media bandwagon (Kinja is more of an anti-social media) because it looked like a cesspool waiting to happen.

UPDATE: I got my job!!! I am now a permanent and full time employee of the State of Nebraska!

This is my favourite gif of all time. Have you seen the entire video? It’s GOLD. Her red carpet posing is so fucking intense and ridiculous. I love it.

Joe Biden GIFs — may they be with us forever!

Oh, shit! I was just thinking thinking what do I want to get at the grocery store in case of bad weather. Now we know.

Why is he so mopey all the time? And drunk? He seriously needs to get it together when he’s in Australia.

Bless her sensible shoes.