Awww poor thing I feel her I was upset yesterday but I am an adult now so I wasn't freaking out like I did when NSYNC split up now that was jacked up I was 13 and there was many tears

I didn't understand boy bands and this kind of fandom when I was a teenage girl, and I don't understand it now.

i miss being a teen and having the energy to experience strong emotions over shit that doesn't matter

Dear teens of the world,

The only reasonable explanation?

NGL, I don't give half a fuck about One Direction. I only clicked on this because I was like, "Oh damn, I wonder how adultosaur is?"

"Forgive me and truly understand that I am in no way shape or form a sexist and I am a huge fan of Mo'ne. She was quite an inspiration."

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

Also Christopher Plummer and Julie Andrews iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouiloveyou please never leave this earth

one of the more subtle, yet important, political skills is "looking interested while a deranged person is shouting nonsense at you" and Ricky is CRUSHING IT in that regard

Also: Guillermo Diaz aka Huck from Scandal said hello; he is such a big Madonna fan that he has her tattooed on his arm.

Oh damn it. Blame Guinness or maternal instinct, but I actually feel bad for Bieber. I think he's a fool, but it makes me sad to picture him crying on the ride home.

Also, Chris, leaving personal comments for your ex on Instagram just lets us all know that she's call blocked and ignored your bastard ass.

this is sorta embarrassing, but until like 2 years ago, I thought the mom was Emma Thompson, which was a large part of why I loved Emma Thompson...so...yeah

I wonder what singer has done the same song the most times. Probably Jagger, given how much they've toured, right? Maybe You Can't Always Get What You Want?

When I saw "she really just wants to open..." I was really hoping for a bakery.

a. Elgort, pls stfu. No one gives a fuck about your boner.