Awesome.

I knew Augustus was kind of over-the-top, but I was willing to buy into the teen-romance-y-ness of it. But man, in the movie, how could someone be so utterly charmless and fake?

#realwomenhavecurves

Ah, more from Meaghan Trainor, the genetically-engineered Republican Backlash Femmebot we deserve. Fuck you, you ignorant fucking ass basket. And also, in the words of the inimitable Claire Standish,

That Meghan chick is like a pinterest board come to life. #vintage #pinup #50s #housewife #diyhairstyles #perfectcateyetutorial

That Meaghan Trainor song is exactly the kind of dumb shit people like, so I predict it will be a hit.

Definitely Elgort. LaBeouf has issues galore, but Elgort spends every interview basically sucking his own dick. Dude make Kelsey Grammer look humble.

this little vole needs to go away. It's all just so insufferable. ugh

D) You are a mad-biologist and it is literally a feathered boa (constrictor) who has become your pet and you want to show off "strangle-chirps" to the world. (That or you discovered the earthly manifestation of Quetzalcoatl )

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

if i were in the same magazine as an interview with dick cheney i would consider my life an utter failure

I used to be upset when I wasn't invited to weddings. After going to 20+ weddings in the last few years and spending thousands and thousands of dollars, I'm now upset when do get invited. Especially since the older you get, the more people expect from you. I used to get away with giving $100 as a wedding present. Now…

Ok ladies (and gents) how many showers would you need after Brody?

She added, "You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world."

The thought that she is more recognizable than he is to young people, or anyone for that matter, is laughable.

I find some of the "kids these days" arguments a bit tiresome. A typical teenager might have been born around 2000. Paul McCartney's biggest hits were 30 or 40 years before they were born. I'd be very surprised if your typical Baby Boomer born in the 50s or 60s knows very much about music from the Roaring 20s or the…

"It's 'Oh my god! You're a ski-racer' or 'You help the animals.'"

Actually she's right. The kids might (might, depending on what olds they live with) know "Yellow Submarine" or, more likely, "Twist and Shout" because it's in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, but they have no idea who individual Beatles are, let alone which one was cute. But they've never heard of Heather Mills, either, that…

Great points, great ideas, great comment. Needless to say, I'd be on board for this kind of T.V. programming. However, your final sentence:

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.