Money laundering, wire fraud, tax evasion, things like that. The entire system is a conspiracy to commit tax evasion, but the ringleader of the racket is the NCAA which prevents players from claiming their income legally.

+1 undershirt.

Why is the FBI involved in illegal multi-state operations? I have no idea...

To answer #2, this investigation really targets money laundering/wire fraud at multi-national corporations like Adidas and Nike. Demolishing the NCAA’s facade of amateurism is just a side effect.

So here’s the issue, money laundering and wire fraud are still illegal, even if the NCAA is bullshit (and it is).

Coming soon to a deposition/witness stand near you:

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Still sounds like you’re gloating to Marlins fans.

On the bright side, at least Rays fans will still get to root for Chris Archer until July.

This isn’t his fault, but I got really annoyed at the part where they showed the run of the woman who went immediately after Vonn, and then as soon as she was done they cut to a slow-mo replay... of Vonn’s run. Fuck that!

He spent an entire run of another American talking about Lindsey Vonn’s run. So pretty par for the let’s only talk about one person unless someone from the US beats that other US person.

My two favorite things about Bode Miller’s commentary are

“Having great hitters only makes it harder to sacrifice bunt.” - Donny Baseball

True Life: The Miami Marlins

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

Are you kidding?

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

they didn’t spend the required six million to rebuild him.

Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

“Kids do this, they have done it for years.”