Just let me pay to stream Sky’s coverage. Done.

What really grinds my gears is how hard they’ll have to press before he gives up the juice.

“It’s in my eyes, it’s in my eyes!!”

Irony: Slamming Hollywood inadequacy on Watters’ World.

Lightning McQueen would have just jumped over that shit.

GOAD.

I think we all know what’s going to happen the next time she faces Cueto.

Why did I have to scroll so far for this, Kinja. Do your job!

Good Kinja:

Resistance is futile.

100% chance his friends call him “Sully”.

Dr. James Andrews was quoted saying that he won’t be doing the surgery given the amount of grit seen in the MRI.

“So, in your analysis, he’s approaching zero Marshawn? Bullshit, this was supposed to be my shtick.”

Especially with DeVos in the game.

That’s two cases of testicular cancer this year in the MLB by my knowledge. Does this represent an increasing trend, and if so, what might this have to do with unspoken changes to the ball(s)?

Epic.

The only thing more fucked up than that shift might be MLB.tv’s imbedded video ad system. You should be happy I want to watch your silly highlights. Is it football season yet, I want to bitch about how hard it is to actually watch a game anymore with all the goddam ads. Fuck it, I’m out, what’s this esports shit all…

“Her name is Ashley, Emmitt.”

Aaaalllllll the cream puffs.

• Why is Machete Guy already bleeding?