A game were the players are trying to hold down that 5 army bonus by keeping the Middle East out of Europe, but have gotten too lazy about dealing with Kamchatka.

This. And the 24 hour news cycle is the fuel for this industry, perpetually feeding the fire.

Shades of Running Man.

Why is it so sweet? It’s just too goddamn sweet.

This is kind of like the endless shots of the Golden Gate Bridge and SF skyline during 49ers games. I’m holding out for the statement from Santa Clara PD.

Blast from the past. Damn, I had a lot of typos in there.

NHL? This is where the national team will play post secession!!11!!!1

He must mean San Francisco. I mean, I’ve never personally seen it hit the fan, but I know it does at some point because I see it all over the sidewalks every morning on my way to the office.

I’m all for tattooing your kids hand prints on your chest as a sign of love and dedication, but Trump’s?

Gotta give Under Armour credit. I never thought they’d use their big money Curry endorsement to go after New Balance’s core market.

Wait. I’m lost. Did she Crip Walk or not?

Well, I’m glad he learned his lesson and I hope he still got his hot dog and coke after the game.

Maybe, but don’t underestimate the number of millennials on here...

Or Billy Ripkin’s penchant for outspoken accessories:

I see no reason to bring Kendrys into this.

Just want to be on record that I hate F1 cross-posts to Deadspin. The posts are inconsistent and only when something abnormal happens (crashes, typically). Massive spoiler. I know, “stay off the internet if you don’t want spoilers...” Still annoying because I don't expect F1 results at Deadspin.

Word on the street is Carrot Top is scared of the competition.

I thoroughly enjoyed this.

Why be be offensive about it? Enjoy the the post for what it is and just add thedrive to your reading list like everyone else.

No doubt she’s lacking the maturity needed to grow in this role.