America's Oldest Park Ranger Was Beaten, Robbed in Her Home
Last December, Betty Reid Soskin was honored at the White House for her service as National Park Ranger—at 94, she is the country’s oldest ranger—and given a commemorative coin by President Obama. Early in the morning July 1, that coin was stolen from her when she was attacked and robbed in her Richmond, California…
Hillary Clinton Intends to Fill Half Of Her Cabinet With Women
If Hillary Clinton wins the presidency, she plans to model gender equality by giving women equal representation in the Cabinet.
Lily Allen Trolls Nigel Farage, Rupert Murdoch At Proper Garden Party
On Sunday, July 3, singer Lily Allen attended a garden party hosted by Evening Standard owner Evgeny Lebedev. The guest list included such insufferable cretins as News Corp owner Rupert Murdoch and now-ex UKIP leader Nigel Farage. Upon discovering this, Allen threw herself into the righteous task of documenting—and…
$11 Million Of Cocaine Found in Glittering, 881-Pound Horse Head
On Saturday, July 2, New Zealand authorities confiscated 35 bricks of high-grade cocaine, worth roughly $11 million, from two men at Auckland International Airport. As it happens, they discovered this illicit cache in an 881- pound, diamante-encrusted horse head.
Ivanka Trump Says, 'My Father Is a Feminist,' Forgets to Use Scare Quotes
Today, Ivanka Trump, daughter of GOP presumptive nominee and melted Claymation villain Donald Trump, made an interesting claim. “My father is a feminist,” she told London’s Sunday Times. Oh, cool.
New Film Chronicles Virginia Woolf's Romance With Vita Sackville-West
Where are all my Bloomsbury Group(ies)? A film chronicling the romance between Virginia Woolf—novelist, essayist, and foundational feminist thinker—and fellow author Vita Sackville-West is in the works.
ISIS Claims Responsibility for Attack On Restaurant in Bangladesh Capital
Late Friday night in the diplomatic district of Dhaka, Bangladesh, ISIS gunmen carried out an attack at one of the city’s popular local restaurants. Two policemen have been killed in the vicious, ongoing standoff, and 30 have been injured.
Judge Blocks Abortion Restrictions in Florida Hours Before Implementation
Days after the historic Supreme Court ruling that struck down Texas’s unconstitutional abortion laws, federal judges halt the implementation of similarly obstructive laws in Florida.
St. Jude Brain Tumor Patient Is Injured And Arrested After TSA Encounter
A nineteen-year-old brain tumor patient was returning home on June 30, after her last treatment at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, when a bloody encounter at Memphis International Airport turned celebration into disaster. After setting off the metal detector, the disabled young woman was confused by the demands…
Historic Abortion Ruling May Not Bring New Clinics to Texas
Today the Supreme Court delivered a ruling of monumental significance to reproductive rights and women’s health. Texas, and every other state attempting to limit abortion access, will be required to revise their laws so that those seeking to terminate pregnancies can safely do so. However, the ruling does not…
Mayflies Invade Bridge in Central Illinois, End Of Days Imminent
Grab your can opener and head for the nearest bomb shelter. The mayflies have come for us, and as far as I’m concerned, they may as well be locusts.
Syrian Refugees Stranded At Jordanian Border With No Food, Little Water
Last week, after a suicide attack, Jordan sealed its borders in an effort to heighten security measures. But now 64,000 Syrian refugees seeking sanctuary are stranded in the desert without food and with a meager water supply.

