‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Do Not Ever Underestimate....

he does not like Houston as a city.

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Obviously a sad motherfucker crisis actor

underrated post.

Found Sully from Southie.

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

Because I’m at work trying to do anything but my actual work?

How could they write an article about boycotting Amazon when they write roundups of the best deals on Amazon (and profit from those roundups) daily?

Obviously you didn’t get to Madhusudan Katti’s section....

This might be the most impressive hidden ball trick since Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

I wonder where people get the idea for these kind of memes

You’re tremendously edgy.

he didn’t say toucher & pretend-rich.

God, respawn point campers are the worst.

Remember when the energetic and youthful part of the GOP base was centered around Meghan McCain who was like “Yeah, gay people should get married. Why should I care?” That was supposed to be the future of Republicanism. Instead we got the Tea Party opening the door for actual neo-Nazis.

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

The Janitor can never be banished, he can only be temporarily displaced.

The spirit of Brian Cardinal will just find another host.