Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

Nah you just became what you hate

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

US Flag Code Chapter 10.176C

Oh for fuck’s sake, literary allusions don’t hurt you any.

Man you must of either got beaten by a priest or woke up with a ruler up your ass.

When Wendy’s messes up your order at the drive thru do you mutter, “Everyone criticizes the Sixers for trading Jrue Holiday, but no one says a thing about how I specifically said hold the fucking tomato!”

In Australia they face the other way.

“At one point he even manages to fly alongside the main engine and the train’s conductor, who quickly slams his window shut when he finally notices the airborne intruder.”

Hurricane Kate woulda demolished the home huh?

Blurred Lines Matter

When did Skip Bayless get a Kinja account?

Dont you mean, “Meat the Mets” ?

Just a blast to watch, and I give a lot of credit to the ESPN crew. They announced it like fans, exactly what this competition should be. Not some dude making it about himself with catchphrases that went out 20 plus years ago.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

So weird to see the Knicks in those white and blue uniforms.

There’s Canadian NBC?