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“When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Cleveland and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn’t imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous…

Well, it wouldn’t be pedestrian anymore because he bought a fucking bike.

Point: Video content often leads to higher interaction rates in ads.

As a Baylor alum, all I want this year (and not necessarily related to sports!) is not to get too dizzy from shaking my head.

*tips fedora

Out of curiosity re: white walkers:

1. Could Ayra theoretically disguise herself as one?

2. Could Bran warg one?

Heave the Hawk.

I’ll raise you one...

Why aren’t we letting The Rock and his charisma play the Genie? There’s really no better option here.

+1 duck fart

I mean, I honestly wouldn’t stick my leg out for an Orca. - Bo Derek

Rear admiral eh? Glad Pride Month is finally being included in horse racing!

Do all Packers fans look like extras from Fargo or are all extras from Fargo Packers fans?

Gronk is just pawn in game of life.

Honestly, shut the fuck up with this extraneous bullshit.

Hur dur, I don’t even drive that far!!!!

I dunno, Assistant GM Vincent Adultman confirmed half an hour ago.

This is #2 (HA) on my own rankings of things that make your stool look real silly! Number 1 is obviously Kaptain Krunch Oops All Berries!

Can we talk about how insufferable Spurs fans have become? TD, Pop, et al are awesome, but holy shit you can’t talk about basketball without it coming back around to being about the spurs. They’re a dash of racism away from being Cardinals fans!