Baylor alum here. May I suggest the Brazos River near campus? A lot of used needles, mutant fish and other charming oddities would make them more comfortable.

Actually, we hipsters bet in wooden nickels.

Thomas was an all star last year, this isn’t his debut. You’re really short changing him here.

*Pulls off mask “It was old man Horford!”

No one cares about your fantasy team.

You’d think a guy like Brady would know not to bite the hand that feeds him.

“foot most of the bill...”

Occam’s 11 is gonna be sweet. The real question is, what famous pooch from Westminster will be playing Brady?

“I even invited him to stay with my family when he’s here; we have a guest room he’s welcome to.” This actually represents a significant progress in Tyler, in that he’s allowed in the big house.

I’m not saying he is, but I’ve never seen both in the same room.

I can tell this inaccurate reporting is really making your blood Bol.

Phil Kessel is certainly impressed by his physicality.  

On another note, Bo Bice is definitely the Berenstein Bears of names of shitty (wait, this is redundant) American Idol finalists.

He’s taking the possibility of being drafted by the Browns quite literally.

-Bill Simmons, 1/5/2017

So he’s asking us to foot the bill?

The theory of the refs being “out to get cousins” is really the only thing keeping more Plumlees from entering the league.

Eh. Cash’s cover of “Hurt” will even further enhance any trailer.

As someone who went to Baylor, even most Christians were pretty freaked out by antioch. If a school full of conservative Dallas and Houston types finds a church kind of cultish, that should tell you something.

Have your ears started bleeding yet today?