The sport of bicycling needs to be reset back to 19th century style.

This article overlooks the obvious: everyone knows this is going on, and the races themselves should be the ones using the FLIR cameras. But they aren’t, why?

You’d think you would have to make some effort to achieve satanic masturbation, right? But no. Just being a woman is enough to catch ol’ Beelzebub’s attention. I guess it makes me feel kind of special actually.

Haha. What the cons not so secretly wish they could do themselves. They certainly would if they could get away with it.

he might be even more effective if he stays in the public eye as an advocate

I hope the next president nominates him to the Supreme Court and the GOP has to eat shit and approve the appointment.

It’s so beautiful...

No, implying that the dildo was on top of the pillow not underneath. Ted is the dildo in this statement.

Between his stance on abortion and this position on dildos Cruz is dangerously underestimating the trollop voting bloc. I really want to make bumper stickers that say “I’m an irredeemable slut, and I vote.”

Meanwhile, back at the Cruz camp....

A list of lifestyles with which I do not “agree:”

my queer lifestyle is not cleaning my room

I hope you still received your copy of The Gay Agenda!

Typical self righteous bigot with direct dial to God who talks out of both sides of her ass. “I have so many gay friends! I mean, they’re all gonna burn in hell, but boy do they have great fashion sense. Oh, the LGBT lifestyle, with its throw pillows and cocaine parties and it’s Velvet paintings of Tammy Faye Baker.…

If the whole thing you ‘disagree’ with is the mere idea of someone loving another person who is the same gender as them than yeah. You’re not respecting them at all.

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

Honestly, this is such a genius move from Obama. If they finally grow up and approve him? Great, we get a really brilliant moderate to replace asshole conservative Scalia. Huge step up.

This guy is so unoffensive and moderate, he would normally be a gift nominee from any Democratic president to the Republicans. Obama gave them a nominee that makes the Republicans look even more unreasonable than usual to refuse. Judging from my “moderate” and “independent" family members and coworkers, it is pissing…