This reminds of the time when I was a kid and my dad promised that the upcoming Christmas would be something we'd never forget. He told us this at Thanksgiving dinner, so I'm sure you can imagine the buildup of anticipation that two young boys were experiencing.

Except in your case, the fault has to do with inches, not feet, amiright?

Serie A will fully embrace this idea.

At the very least, if he doesn't pan out in Cleveland they can always trade him to the Jets, as one foot is all Rex Ryan really needs.

Just to be clear, you just trolled an 11-year-old boy...from a burner account...on a Saturday.

Too bad that retarded Yankee fan wasn't Mike Francesa.

...Bottom of the 6th and Citi Field Security lead the NL All*Stars in hits.

Once again, a boring soccer game ends in a 1-1 tie. Not sure why they didn't have a shootout to decide it, though.

After looking through McNabb's history, I was shocked to learn that he was able to complete over 60% of his tweets.

Odin Lloyd. Still a legitimate NFL prospect?

I did Nazi that coming.

Beavers are primarily nocturnal.

Nothing wrong with having a dentist stitch you up.

Good thing the transfer window is open, because after seeing this, I may have to change teams.