Best? Nah. This is pretty good. The thing that elevates it is the guy to the left who just stands there with his hands in his pockets.

“the woman card, an all-powerful card worth 78.3% of a regular card”

Awesome turn of phrase.
(awful that it’s true. :()

Why not re-read the article?

What’s truly baffling is how much ordinary people care about box office. I used to be like that, but honestly, it’s just dumb. Some of you are arguing about whether gross matters more than per-screen average, and why TFA beats Jurassic World because of China. Who cares. I can get behind an argument about something…

Who ever cast Daisy Ridley as Rey was a genius! She’s like the female Mark Hamill. An actor having fun in Star Wars. She’s so alive, animated and charismatic. You can’t help but love her. The other young actors as well. What a difference from the wooden acting in the prequels.

Exactly this.

Or, perhaps, Luke was compromised emotionally because he had several apprentices, one of them being his nephew (Ren) and his own daughter (Rey), and the nephew got corrupted and killed almost all of the other apprentices himself? That’s a little heavier than just a failed apprentice, I’d say. It would also explain a…

Have you ever seen any of his other stuff? I’d have been upset too.
He was brilliant for decades but most folks only remember him as Obi-Wan. It’s like if Harrison Ford was only remembered for the Fugitive. A fine movie as far as it goes but hardly the height of his carrier.
Also, he was hilarioius in comic roles.…

China title - Lucky Consumerist Westerners Invasion Bureau

Scottish title: Independence HighlanDAYer: The Trickening

UK International Title: July 4th 2: Independing Harder.

Totally speculating, but it’s possible that his ideas delved more heavily into the political/philosophical side of things than Disney, or most fans, wanted to see. It probably would have been weirder and more esoteric than the TFA we’re getting.

Several typos in this article — jarring ones. Names are wrong. And “causes me to stop crying” can’t be right.

Actually, the incestuous love story is from Siegfried

I hear every NOTE of that moment playing in my head just looking at the still. It’s amazing.

I cannot be stressed enough how much John Williams’ score contributed to the success of this movie. You could almost watch it without dialog, and just let the music tell the story.

John Williams swell, in perhaps the MOST iconic and MOST nostalgia-inducing musical turn of ALL TIME. Anyone who has seen this movie, and in particular this scene, knows there is something about Luke, the suns-set, and the swell which appeals to us in a deeper way than just a scene in a film. Like the most classic and…

There’s so much love for Empire Strikes Back (deservedly so) that I feel the original is underrated a bit. It’s a phenomenal movie. And while Empire might be the epitome of the series, Star Wars (or Episode IV: A New Hope if you want to be specific - and revisionist) is the one that changed pop culture altogether. Had…

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