quippedwitticism
QuippedWitticism
quippedwitticism

I’m not sure I get the snark over William’s comments (beyond the legitimate discussion about the word “decision”). He acknowledged that the issues would be the result of society’s failures and that’s something we all need to work to change. Given the scrutiny Meghan has faced, undoubtedly in large part because she is

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

Stock up on diapers - they were a lifesaver when my water broke at home, and they were good right after. Then mega pads and some slightly too big comfy undies (I hated the mesh underwear). And take the baths that they recommend. I’m not a bath person, so this was low on my list, but my home nurse really stressed their

Dude, the female directors he mentioned as sending material out to are great directors in their own right who have already made great works, but the schlockier stuff that Blumhouse does would be a terrible fit for them. Also, Spielberg actually got to write a lot of his earlier movies, including his debut film.

Adult diapers are not necessary, but get yourself some pads (episiotomy or not you will have some bleeding post birth).

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young

I love Jamil as I love everyone on that show but my heart still belongs to Janet.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

At least it didn’t ruin his hair.

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

Try this:

“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”

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A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

John Lewis is a national fucking treasure.

Yes, all the stars for you!

I wish they’d done that song at the Tonys, just so I could see how the amazing Mr. Odom manages to sing “inimitable” without tripping over every syllable.

This is the first departure where the person is irreplaceable. The show will still be great, but Odom is incomparable.