quippedwitticism
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I see a lot of people are recommending laxatives. I had an episiotomy and internal tearing (forcep assisted birth *shudder*) and I found the laxatives plus the stool softener was overkill. I only needed the stool softener. Pairing them almost made me shit my pants in front of my mother-in-law. Yikes!

Seconding citecheck2's comment and chiming in as a big horror fan.

As an avid horror movie fan I could smell the stench on this trailer from a mile away. The age spread between Bardem and Lawrence is ridiculous (yes I know, she’s dating Aronofsky and he is also 20+ years older than her), as is the insistence that Lawrence is a uniquely mature-before-her-time talent who can play parts

Hi Omers, 

In my mind that Mel Brooks gif is set to the tune of the Rihanna song.

As a reference point - this guy is the new republican darling. A youngish white dude who doesn’t look like he was born on the Island of Dr. Moreau. Former military. “Tough on crime” (thinks we have an under-incarceration problem), classic “Christian” conservative...

So happy this got a season 3 renewal!

Allow me to finish that sentiment for you.

“If the tables had been turned and I had used something...and been as insensitive as to say something like that, you’re talking about I would be boycotted, there would be people not buying my albums.”

When I was in high school I - an enterprising, awkward, budding feminist - wanted to volunteer at Planned Parenthood, but they were full up. So I looked up a “clinic”, called them and asked if they needed volunteers (they did!), and asked if they provided services similar to those of Planned Parenthood (another yes!).

My new mission on Jezebel is to haunt the comment section until I find the perfect time to deploy this perfect Rick “Google” Santorum gif.

Uuuuuuugh. I rage-read this book after meeting someone who insisted I could not judge without doing so.

I would have liked Castro, but the last thing Clinton needed was a running mate associated with campaign ethics law violations and I also like Kaine. I voted for him as a VA resident and would do it again. Is he exciting? No. Should we base who we pick as next in line to be leader of the free world on how interesting

One might even say he is inimitable, an original (if you will).

Anyone else think Sansa knows that raven is getting intercepted by the Boltons?

1) Margaery actually does mention Loras in her conversation with Tommen. She says she still loves him but he needs to atone.

Kshama Sawant is BAD ASS. Saw her speak at a caucus this year. This Seattleite is proud to be represented by these five wonderful women!

That honeymoon episode tho. #dreamboat

Team Michael forever and ever (even though they alluded to him dying at some point in Season 1)!

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?