If anybody knows about bullying, it's her. She paid an extraordinary price for something she did when she was young and starstruck. At 41 and two decades later, she still is shunned, has had difficultly getting a job and never been married/had children, which was something she wanted. She is the modern day Hester…

We (Chicago) made you, Oprah! We can unmake you! (no we can't) (I don't blame you) (It's so cold right now)

LIES. MAYO IS PROOF GOD LOVES US.

Me: *looks at all these beautiful people with perfect bodies moving effortlessly*

Jon Lovitz was also omitted.

The only way to write a good story is to wait for the mythical Inspiration Fairy to come along and give you a completely random topic with completely random characters to work with. Everything else is shoehorned and doomed to be horrible.

Oh man. If you can get maraschino cherries made with actual maraschino liqueur (Look for Luxardo brand, though others undoubtedly exist and are also delicious), they are like night and day to the day-glo garnishes. THAT you wanna put on ice cream. And yogurt. And eat straight from the jar.

You can't argue with someone who doesn't understand plurals. Excuse me, someone who don't understand plurals.

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Of course there's a perfectly good explanation. Two of them in fact: we make assumptions based on people's race and we also treat the homeless with less compassion or humanity than stray animals.

If you watched more than trailers you would see that Mcarthy is also not one note.