I couldn’t even stop to read this because that fitz and pope picture just ruined me.

WHY DID SOME OF THESE MAKE ME SO SAD?

Will trump pardon a turkey or kill it on live tv?

God seriously. I remember the exact moment my little girl feelings graduated from a crush on Luke Skywalker to a straight up yearning for Han Solo. #supsolo

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

my actual first thought

wat?

good morning kara, I love you

I think I am going to purchase my first NBA jersey. Which team has the least number of rapists?

when everyone on twitter is high af today

While reading these creepy posts in my totally normal, not at all scary, brightly-lit, but silent office, my co-worker had to audacity to loudly drop his pen. I almost shit myself. Thank god there aren’t children in the building, I probably would’ve kicked that poor girl in the face.

This is the first time I’ve also been happy that someone’s dad is dead???

quick q tho, do YOU look like Shelly Long??

this was so beauitful, thank you

I think I’m embarrassed at how hard I laughed rn?