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Just because he allowed himself to be vulnerable does not mean that anyone should take advantage of that.

Blanc is an enormous dickhead, even by the standards of the pickup artist field, a field that's crowded with dickheads, a field that is really more dick than field.

Nobody is worth giving up curly fries.

Mine was Village Inn... then I moved to a state with no Village Inn so now I gotta be careful with my feelings.

You know, I could never buy into past life regression, but I think I'm feeling something here. *inhales bong hit deeply*

I believe these burgers should be free-range, organically grown lentil burgers, salted with the tears of women in drug-free labor. All of us lesbian shit-asses deserve nothing less.

Needs more otter.

When M'lady walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a bustle in your face...

Stephen Fry and David Mitchell. It'll be held at the Acropolis where the Parthenon is, and I shall make Fry sing. Also I'm going to make sure lobster is on the menu so I can grab Mitchell and point and go "LOOK. WE HAVE GIANT AQUA WASPS."

The fact that this piece of garbage was given bail money when he's clearly a HUGE flight risk is enraging. End cop privilege. Seriously. I doubt any civilian who committed the same crimes would be so lucky.

You're assuming he doesn't already have a chest freezer full of ex-dates.

Exactly! I'm not saying calling a sketchy room the "rape room" is a totally awesome and hilarious thing to do, but the real issue is how they reacted when she asked them to stop. Another major issue is the implicit misogyny when a bunch of men fire a woman because they think she's overreacting to a rape joke.

'lash out' is one step removed from 'hysterical'.

I just Google Image searched "classy lady bear." Why can't those skanky Noble High students dress more like this?

I think there's far more trigger-happy cops than there are young black teens willing to instigate physical altercations with police officers. Shoplifting is stupid, but almost everyone does it at some point. I don't see the robbery in question as being indicative of an even more violent criminal-minded person who was

Maybe we should just bleed on everything they love. Let's see how they think about subsidized tampons then.

You know what? I'm straight and I don't want to sleep with most men. Break that news to them if you want to see them really stunned.