Quasar Funk's posts

Nobody’s reading this, of course, but I’m typing this for myself as a link, in the unlikely event that I need it.

Support a good cause and donate to my Go Fund Me today. Unless you hate the troops.

It’s just filling in for Drew’s weekly Mailbag column, but what a nice treat to see a post by my all-time favorite…

I need some good recommendations for “family friendly” scary movies to watch with Mrs. Funk and the Funklets…

It’s a long story, but I was staring at a giant inflatable chicken with one wing the other day, and I had Stevie…

The hell is this?

The Kinks broke up the year I graduated high school, which makes me feel unbearably old. I actually have mixed…

You can tell a lot about a person based on their taste in pop culture. Obviously, there are no universal truths,…

So I haven’t been very active over the past few months. In August, I accepted a job at a new company in a new city…

Please tell me you saw this, brotherparish. This was wonderful.

Just blowing spitfire anti-dog and anti-booze takes on Deadspin where, for what it’s worth, one of the goddamned…

Your favorite author continues to make your day.

I was just criticized over on Jezebel, and had a comment dismissed for “virgin shaming.”

[EDIT: She replied (and I replied) below.]

Does anyone know of any sites that have compiled actively anti-Trump businesses? It’s one thing for a ban list to…

Look, I’m not going to boycott every company on some of those pro-Trump lists going around. The #grabyourwallet…

As goes the Super Bowl, so goes life. Trump and his acolytes will always win. I vowed not to watch the game. Then I…

Here’s what I’m struggling with the most, on this first Official Monday of the End Times, and it’s something I’ve…

This is a eulogy for America and I’m crying like a baby. We are so fucked and I already miss him so much.