Yay! Thank you, kind sir!
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Ah man, I don't know if this is appropriate but I tended to avoid commenting with that last iteration of Kinja and would loooove to be followed by kitchenette. I've got stories. I do like tomatoes, though...(But only during tomato season!)
yeah, this one stings.
I got to the bottom of a BK small fry to find a deep fried fly awaiting me.
People care because it is their job to care. I guarantee a server worth their shit cares more about your obviously arbitrary diet restrictions than your doctor ever will.
well then don't tell servers about an allergy and proceed to ignore it because the breadsticks are too enticing.
Nope. No sympathy.
also! A lot of naps are unintentional. The chances of you waking up mid-nod off to take care of all of the *what if* toddler situations are slim
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THANK YOU! That was a very bothersome oversight for me.
I have a toothache from the sheer amount of twee. (And also looking at that obscenely over-iced cupcake.)
Some people will never get married or, shocking I know, never want to get married. Should those people just remain forever celibate to appease your Flying Spaghetti Monster? Other people's sex lives and potential subsequent abortions have absolutely zero effect on your quality of life and well-being so just leave well…
This summer has been particularly flooded with what I like to refer to as "Free Water Vagrants." I admit that it's kind of a harsh nickname as most of them are harmless, take their water, thank us, and leave without further issue. There are the choice few who linger too long or take up seating for otherwise paying…
oh! Oh! Tangentially related: I got to ban someone from my restaurant after having a "spirited" argument in front of the front door last Friday!
GODDAMNIT I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER AND I WROTE A WHOLE STORY AND GOT KINJA'd SO HARD.
I signed up for my worst roommate.
I feel like that sentence, "whatever. I'll get there again" was crucial to the decision to refund her.
Cannot star enough.
#notallofKansas