If I were born a boy, I would have been Riley. I think it's cute for a girl, but not so much a boy.

Along with popcorn salt, Advil, and then for Margie McB.A.: shitty ecstasy. It's kind of amazing I ever went on to get a degree.

Same. I'm also pretty young and have had serious weight fluctuations over the past few years so I kind of want to wait until that levels out and see how they're hanging, so to speak.

Yea I've been flirting with a breast lift myself.

I don't think she actually said the words, just gave that sort of impression by the way she was looking at her. At least that's what I picked up on based on how she described it.

Misogynist how now?

"antiqued" in the Midwest.

I wasn't really on the fence about Tonya Harding but this completely solidifies it for me.

Nah man, she just went back to school for her undergrad at 27 and sells weed on the side to her coworkers at an artisan bakery.

How meta.

As a server the ultimate burger makes me worry for everyone involved in its transport. God speed man.

Haha I admit I had never heard of this If I Stay book until today but I was like, "That's gotta be that one Lurlene McDaniel book about the girl whose entire family dies in a car wreck after she was a brat who faked sick to get out of attending something boring with them." Just saying. Gayle Forman totally ripped the…

No she shouldn't. My doctors pretty much botched the diagnosis as well. Someone unrelated to the care I had received called to tell me I had a staff infection and prescribed me antibiotics and took me off the preventative antivirals only to get a call from my actual nurse the next day. And they never followed up.…

She will never top this. Parent trap is great, Freaky Friday remix was surprisingly watchable (at the age of 13, mind you) but Lindsay in Mean Girls is like the opposite of Jack Gleeson in GoT. At least he realizes that his career is essentially over after playing such a recognizable role. Lindsay is still trying to…

came out on my 14th birthday. Solid release date.

Your dad is a god amongst men.

Fuck Normcore.

BFD, Portland.

and I've said before in reply to you, I went to highschool with his little sister, and she is also incredibly adorable in person.

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