“Here’s what Barack Obama is reading.”

He’s like that kid you knew freshman year who kept making up crazier and crazier stories about his life to keep you listening to him. We’re kind of reaching the point where he tells you he took a Playmate’s younger sister the prom in his father’s Ferrari.

Is it me or do 45’s tweets get a bit more desperate and deranged every day? And hasn’t it been determined that those tweets are all public record?

Or malarkey.

“You know, I met a Holocaust survivor in Long Beach. He survived concentration camps, and he said this was worse.[...]”

Former CIA director and old man John Brennan says Trump’s claims that there was no collusion with Russia are “hogwash.”

There is nothing that I would want more for our Country than true FREEDOM OF THE PRESS. The fact is that the Press is FREE to write and say anything it wants, but much of what it says is FAKE NEWS, pushing a political agenda or just plain trying to hurt people. HONESTY WINS!

Or at least not give him the wifi password.

My next breakup:

“Numerous players, from different teams, wanted to show their “outrage” at something that most of them are unable to define.”

Hell, that’s if you can get them to vote in the first damn place.

More like Traitor of the United States of America.

Put me down in the Great Gazoo column. Striking resemblance! Hue aside, of course

Greg Abbot, you gotta stick with the classics

That's going to be my answer to everything now. "I'm going to engineer the shit out of all the things." 

Oh, man. If Donald loses his Walk of Fame star, he’s also going to lose his shit.  Because that’s the kind of thing he cares about.

NO BIDEN. NO OCTOGENARIAN PRESIDENTS.

The memorial signpost for Emmet Till, the black teenager killed in 1955 after he was wrongly accused of whistling at a white woman, has been shot again—35 days after the sign was replaced because vandals shot it.

Yeah, he’s running as an independent, but I wonder if he’s a Joe Lieberman independent (too right-wing for even today’s mainstream Democrats) or a Bernie Sanders independent (too progressive and LBJ Great Society-ish for today’s mainstream Democrats.) Or he might be a Republican independent, like John Anderson and…