I think he said he never “paid” Cohen or kept him on retainer, too. If that’s the case:

Binders full of attorneys!

I think I just broke my nose after face palming after reading that. The fact that we found out that Cohen was his attorney is proof journalism is alive and well.

So Hannity will be running an hour long story on a cheeseburger emoji with the cheese on the wrong side tonight?

Odds that his briefing notes had “DON’T USE THE PHRASE ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’” at the top of them?

That’s some catch, that Catch-22!

That’s honestly how these jamokes do business! It’s what they’re used to. It just never occurs to them that the federal government might be a slightly different scene.

Anyone else with Trumpers in the orbit of their personal lives noticing some kind of corner has been turned?

I have to interact with a reasonable number of them on a daily basis because of work; because about half-ish of the office is over-50 white people in the southeast, they feel pretty free to discuss their…

Diana, I know you’ve gotten some grief over your Cosby coverage recently, but I think you’re doing a stellar job on this. You’re a top notch writer.

Is it just me, or is Ivanka starting to look even less human than ever? Her husband has always looked like an alien wearing a skin suit and trying (badly) to mimic actual human behavior. Now she has that “this human suit is itchy” look even more than Jared.

UK Update:

I would like to see this on a billboard along a major highway.

I’d thought the Republican tradition was that when a president is found to have had an affair, the Hillary wife gets publicly shamed for not leaving her husband and for enabling his adultery/sponsoring rape. Then her femininity is called into question, right? Right?

“The concept of the uncanny valley suggests humanoid objects which appear almost, but not exactly, like real human beings elicit uncanny, or strangely familiar, feelings of eeriness and revulsion in observers.”

Cocaine never made me want to fuck ugly people.