I bet I don’t even have the grip strength to throw a ball 60 feet with that finger position, much less with any accuracy.

Holy cow is this terrible useless clickbait. “Outside of the car” is doing a whole lot of work here. Maybe like “on the floor for hours and hours at a time while you’re drunk or sleeping” is acceptable, but in a stroller or in a restaurant or in a shopping cart is fine, especially if they’re strapped in tight like…

Basically everyone (except Harper and a few others) is a potential free agent. Why wouldn’t you want useful metrics of these players? Not to mention it’s important for evaluating the pitchers who are throwing these dingers.

I read a fire take on Twitter last night: Simmons is really good at what he does, but terrible at the most important thing to a basketball team (shooting/scoring). He’s like taking a punter with the #1 pick. Simmons is Sebastian Janikowski.

Lee Walters is of course a plantation real estate broker who sells them for $3-20 million a pop. https://www.bizjournals.com/atlanta/news/2017/12/08/nearly-5-000-acre-georgia-plantation-restored.html

“WHO CARES ABOUT THIS LIZ MAIR PERSON? NOW HERE ARE SEVEN PARAGRAPHS DETAILING HER LIFE FOR YOU.”

Pretty ironic that “grow up” guy is a Fortnite fanboy

People caring about local/regional politics more than other area’s local politics sure makes these cowboys unique to everyone else!

It’s not that bad, don’t hold yourself back. We took our 2 year old last year to Ireland to visit his cousins and there are so many modern amenities now (movies in the headrest, music, tablets, etc) that he loved it and maybe only cried for like 5-10 minutes over 12 hours of flying. Fuck these people who get their…

So you’re saying a mom was rows away from her kid, making her kid cry for an “entire flight”, and she 1.) thought it was funny and 2.) wouldn’t switch seats to be next to her kid and husband? You’re a bad liar, man.

Your galaxy brain never thought to switch seats with the mom? Prayers up for your 45 minutes of the sads.

All you had to say was “I can’t stand kids” and could’ve skipped the rest. We get it. Thanks for your contribution.

Do you have a source for anything you said in the last paragraph?

My god, that defender just standing there waiting to head the ball away and he completely misses by a mile. Astoundingly bad.

I started smiling before I even hit play - one of my all-time favorite Remy/Orsillo moments

Are...are you aware of where the throat is on the human body?

Good comment, I appreciate the info. I don’t understand the point, I guess, of taxing ticket sales if the money is just going to go back to the billionaire owner of the team anyway.

I’m not sure what your argument is - you’re saying everyone would stop coming to conventions and tourism would die if the Pacers left or forced Simon to pay for renovations himself? That pot of money would just disappear? I’m totally fine with the tax setup, I just think it doesn’t deserve to go to a billionaire.

I don’t have any insight into the Indy example, but I think the general argument isn’t “who is literally actually paying for it” but instead “what better uses of this tax fund could there be (like schools, parks, infrastructure) instead of handing it to billionaires.”

“HOW DARE YOU NOT UNDERSTAND LOWER-DIVISION ENGLISH SOCCER CHARITY LOGOS?” -Every idiotic reply to your comment