So, you don’t get the guy who has OCD for this one? This is a weird network.

Do the opposite of one of the Top 5 greatest game shows ever? Sounds like ratings gold to me!

You got it twisted. He’s the greatest roller derbyerbyer of all time.

“Anti-Double Dare”

Clearly, you’re not a golfer

I’m going to drive to town tomorrow to have @Wendys now, just because you’re an ass. I wasn’t going to.. had no plans to leave home.. but stay tuned, I’ll post my receipt.

I live in California so it’s all about In N Out.

This reminds me of a video game a friend of mine created ages ago. You became a fast food corporation, and had to make the decisions to keep the company and shareholders happy.

Random trolls are doing something on Twitter? Let’s turn that into a news article, because if there’s one thing Twitter trolls don’t like, it’s attention.

LOL at that guy with the Rusty Shackleford av who had “no plans to leave the house today.” No surprise there, you miserable idiot. You think it’s a good idea to go out of your way to eat shit from a fast food place because there’s like a 0.000002 percent chance it will make some Mexican’s life worse and a 0.000003…

So that’s why Peter Griffin is always trying to beat the hell out of Big Chicken!

The actual chickens might have it worse.

I’m very much for boycotts and putting your money where your mouth is, but there’s also something kind of fucked up about how culture wars seem to be largely played out via consumerism in certain groups.

Mostly this is a test post for @natureslayer.

I’m glad conservatives have moved on to “driving a 70 mile round trip to support outsourcing and poor labor conditions,” things we always knew they supported but at least it’s out in the open now rather than spun as a “necessary evil.”

That’s shareholders for you

fuck i love wendys though

You should hear how people that raise chickens are treated by Big Chicken.

How goddamn empty is your life that this is the cause that not only will you support but you will make an active effort in participating in.

This is dumb as shit.