Though I think it would be neat to watch "Stephen Colbert" have an existential crisis about this.

David Duke, or John Wayne?

"And if you were a better person, you would have said something very nice!"
-Stephen Colbert

But, but… Representatives wrote strongly-worded messages on Twitter against this!

Where the hell are we gonna backup all the data?

I would be snarky and say "One does not simply extinguish Liberty's torch," but that shit is corrupted to the core.

Thank you for giving me a laugh this evening.

Someone told him about antifa for the first time and he got mad.

Yeah, I think we're definitely past the point of no return now. This shit is going to have to play itself out…


Edit: And I promise to be there as it does!

They're saying that the transcript had an error:
https://twitter.com/drmiste…

I'm gonna let @Nate the Great take this one…

And if said wallet has "Bad Motherfucker" on it.

Avatar/comment synergy right there

Or the Faith No More song with that title.

As George Carlin famously pointed out.

If you go back to play S&K, play it with Sonic 3 attached. Together they form the most epic and possibly best game in the classic series.

It wasn't a port, it was a different game with (some) different zones.

Yes, just a smaller screen.
And there were actually 4 of them. The only one I liked was "Triple Trouble"

In fact a lot of my problems with the basic aesthetic also has more to do with everything but the original games….
The original games are fine. It's everything else in the franchise that I'm continually annoyed by.

It was drummed into our heads by advertisers (Sega especially) and being the young, gullible, without-disposable-income schoolkids we were we ran with it.