So do school administrators and teachers.

Though, I do have to say that a huge part of avoiding the pain of bullying (as a victim) is learning to ignore it. It's a difficult skill to master, but it's worthwhile.

Also, the reason a lot of parents ignore it is because the parents are also bullies, so they see nothing…

I will never understand what the fuck is wrong with people that will bully victims for being...victims.

So who do babies blame their farts on? Barking aphids? Pygmy Jerboas on motorcycles?

Add "Yakety Sax" to anything and it gets 100% more hilarious. Except weirdly for Benny Hill which I never found funny.

People always double-take when I tell them I'm from the south, because I don't have an accent. Then they ask why I ditched it. I tell them that it's a secret and that I'll share eventually.

"I want to squint at a photo of the person online and go “but how can that be The Doctor?”. Then I want to be amazingly, delightedly, completely proven wrong, and, six episodes in, I want to wonder how I could have been so blind. Because this is the Doctor. Of course it is."

Yeah, there's always been a particular moral component involved in the market. Everywhere. There are a fair number of people out there who believe the Holocaust is a lie made up by Jews. If Wal-Mart hires a dude to publicize their company that starts espousing such views, people at large have every right on earth to…

Honestly, I'm not a fan of jokes that are funny simply because they're offensive. It's lazy comedy. In fact, 30 Rock made a dig at "white people do this, black people do this" jokes because that kind of standup is lazy and outdated.

Why is it so hard to have that middle ground, where you're not a rape-advocating cockmongler, but you can make jokes about offensive things because it's comedy and jokes about them shouldn't be totally off limits?