Neutral: I don’t want to talk business but my car has a “made in Michigan” sticker on it so I’ll be treating it like a “1st edition” holographic Pokemon card now.

Pardon me, sir or ma’am, but you seem to have left your tin foil hat at home today.

It’s not that big of a deal to real car enthusiasts who understand how engines, parts and low volume manufacturing works.

At least underwater, no one can see you shat your pants.

So the irony here is that a “snail” is actually the fast acting solution!

Stance Nation knows no bounds.

My god, he tripped the dead man’s switch by reaching out his hand to touch the ship.

Darwin awards are quite prestigious in some quarters.

...or an Evora owner bragging about their Camry engine. Then again, Lotus owners aren’t used to reliability from their powertrains.

It’s cool to say your Corolla has the same engine as a Lotus, but I’ll bet nobody with an Elise would ever brag about having a Corolla engine.

They’d strip parts off it to sell to another customer is my guess.

For all the people who think the $8k/month wasn’t lavish, they should take note of what he did with his savings when he knew there was an asset freeze coming.

he just wants to repay his fans loyalty

If only he had more snacks, fewer dildo distractions, and that lube resupply had shown up on time, history might have panned out very different. So close.

an interesting thought is that they would be fighting the us military during their coup

Admittedly Eastern Oregon is an iffy area what with all the sovereign citizen movements.

Funny enough, this rhetoric would be more effective if the nation’s gun owners were organized into a well-regulated militia. One of those bizarre moments when you realize an unintentional aftereffect of the right’s insistence on individual gun ownership under the second amendment is preventing these morons from…

Can we substitute Kat Dennings for this role, so that we don’t lose Kat Dennings’ charisma?

(usually revolving around forcing people to fight against each other for his pleasure).

I could honestly care less about Jane Foster, but I have a feeling this also means no more Darcy Lewis, and THAT is a terrible loss.