It’s probably the lack of a promotion/relegation system that he’s referring to. As he says, in the games you can pick a team in a lowly league and spend seasons winning your way to the top of the sport with them.

Is your name “Roy” by any chance?

She can probably crush the coronavirus between her thighs.

I was in Kabukicho, Dotonbori and Onomichi in November. Onomichi was the only one I couldn’t find my way around in just from game knowledge.

I expected to kill Lan Di in front of his son, who then starts his own quest for vengence.

Mario’s arm is going to give me nightmares.

Villa have surely had worse players to single out than Alan Hutton.

I was playing through with a friend who died on every boss with an elaborate attack pattern. We were carried by more experienced players until we caught up in Stormblood and had to give up as we got stuck at a boss.

Hahaha, totally want to see Robotnik in song now.

I still feel Brian Blessed would have been the best choice for Dr. Robotnik.

I’m playing ffix for the first time on the PS4. The cheats really make it a lot more enjoyable to play through an old JRPG as a time-pressed adult, but I can’t help feel it takes something away from the experience too.

I think ‘Shion’ is the romanji for ‘Sean’ in Katakana.

Now, just picture that kissing a human princess...

At first I thought they were making ‘Spider Pig’ canon.

Maybe they could get Sega to surprise launch a more expensive Saturn mini with hardly any games beforehand.

That's probably best for your health and your bank balance. Head to Holm cider for a good cider bar. I don’t drink cider usually but I loved it.

I wonder how many copies Sega would need to sell to break even on the games overall.... 

I think they’ve come out and said the faces will look dead until they’ve done the motion capture nearer the end of development or, at least, that’s what I like to think.

I’m guessing the fact that the remasters of the originals launched today has something to do with it.

It’s understandable if you spend all your time in the Mikkeller and War Pigs. I know I would!