Life has been kicking my ass lately, so I’m looking for some mindless makeup/clothes/jewelry escapism. Whatcha got for me?

You guys, I am having so much politics rage I can hardly handle it. Feast your eyes on this fuckitude some (white, duh) right-wing nutcase threw up on Facebook:

Shit is getting me down lately, so I’m going to ignore/deny my troubles by posting about BEAUTYLICIOUS BEAUTY. Please join me!

Go in for an appointment while the marks from your recent rough encounter are still fresh!

(Important to clarify - I am NOT anti-counseling, anti-medication, anti-anything! Medical and psychological interventions have helped me enormously.)

Lalalala blah blah inane post ahead. I just feel like chatting!

This is GT - of course we can and will talk about poop.

I realize that for a lot of people, this would not be noteworthy. But I know that a lot of us GTers are introverts and/or awkwards and/or have other challenges when it comes to dealing with people (because, ugh, PEOPLE), so I thought y'all would understand what a big deal this is for me! I'm not one of those folks who…

I love reading yer-all's product diaries so I thought I'd put mine out there. Although I'm pretty good about taking care of my skin, I'm seriously inconsistent about makeup. Sometimes I'll do the whole magilla, some days just mascara and lip color, some days not a damn thing. It all depends on my mood, and how much…

(Not getting this design, but this is the location I'm considering.)

You know how it is. You try to be strong, you try to be thrifty, you try to remain impassive in the face of shameless appeals to your vanity and love of PRETTY THINGS OMG I WANT I WANT I WANT. And then The Fates throw something right in your face that you cannot, simply cannot, resist.

TW: (obvs) for weight issues

I do this approximately once every 2 years so I'm enjoying the hell out of it -

1) Everything hurts in the morning. Everything.

(TW: abduction & sexual assault)