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LOL.

I never got into to it too much (time and circumstances being what they are), but you may well be right. And then there was the great shame that was the live action movie.

I’m still mad about that. They should have killed off Jacen instead.

Everything about you is wrong. Please tell your parents to take you back to the design phase.

And don’t forget when the Kool-Aid Man attacks!

Now see, I would have put the data in a reinforced bunker. But I guess that’s why I don’t run a galactic empire.

I can only assume this happens just before he uses the Infinity Gauntlet that Santa gave him to buy presents for a bunch of plucky orphans.

Bring Brandon Lee back from the dead and I’ll be interested.

Yeah the promotions team really seem to be phoning it in.

Or maybe it’s a promo cup for a new Star Wars Christmas Special with special guest Gamora and Deadpool doing a nice song and dance medley of Christmas song classics! I’m most excited about Chewbacca singing The Little Drummer Boy.

Also, kudos to them for figuring out how to write off large Astroglide purchases.

This really is the more advanced version of the “Official Bikini Inspector” t-shirts.

What if you wanted someone to successfully post revenge porn of yourself. Asking for a friend.

Not that you haven’t earned the right, but this is thoroughly fucked up.

Could some Photoshop hero please knock those fucking teeth out please?

We already have to deal with McConnell’s weaponized face, isn’t that enough?

Oh, it’s the old “everything is a narrative” narrative. Man, you’re a fucking caricature!

That’s where they stored all the grain.

And hopefully not a Tom Cruise mummy, blech!

Interesting article. I am skeptical of the ability of the blue glass to sufficiently melt and homogenise the white glass in a pate de verre structure. I feel the granularity inherent to pate de verre would have been noticed to the naked eye especially as white glass tends to be harder to melt than the darker glasses.