This slander is not true. She comes from the best family with the smartest brains, smartest genes, and the smartest wardrobes. Please stop harassing the most beautiful and very tremendously brilliant Ivanka.

America, we loved you. Rest in peace. Long live Amerika!

By next week he’ll be pushing gold and hawking Shamwow. And be just as arrogant in making a fool of himself.

Is the Race of Champions sort of like trashsport?

I kinda like BB10. Sad to see it go. But interesting OSs always lose out it seems. BB10. Windows. WebOS. Symbian. Thus the wonders of ubiquity. Android.

x + y > z

2003 VW Jetta Wolfsburg 1.8T. About 225K right now. Still going strong. Alas. The ubiquitous rust at the right front panel-door-rocker panel zone. Rats. But turbo on, baby.

And I intend to fuck it over even more. As much as I can. To grind that very unfair Obama and so-called legacy into his rotten Kenyan dust. A very bad man. Me kicking his ass down history lane. Very tremendous pleasure.

Business will be very tremendous on a dying planet with a dying atmosphere. Profits. Very many jobs will happen. Except when they don’t.

Exploiting the miners is a blast. Ask Don Blankenship. Present whereabouts? Taft Correctional Institution, Taft, CA.

These guys:

Right on. Peter’s probably now having a few peter problems at his age.

On the recent hate crime committed by a white supremacist in New York City, however, Sessions remained silent.

Hannity. Always the aggressive pseudo intellectual. Peel the facade and the asshole appears. That’s sad, Sean. That’s sad. 

We may assume the wedding was a commercial success.

House Speaker Paul Ryan said, “I will not sugarcoat this, this is a disappointing day for us. My ass was handed to me in a sling. But my ass’s poor performance can be blamed on Democrats. They refused to let us win. This unreasonableness will not go unpunished. Pelosi on a spit would be fine with me.”

The Revenge Tour begins at 3:10 AM. Sharp.

The fucking loser Donald Trump proves to be a fucking loser by fucking losing. Pathetic.

Is Paul Ryan still the “smartest guy in the room?” Just wondering.

Yes, but threats of cracking skulls, breaking faces, and political death  are a very tremendously better feeling deal. For a born loser.