It’s really SAD! but I have an app that adds Donald’s tweets to a Google Docs spreadsheet every time he posts one. So even if he deletes them, they’re preserved for future reference when I need receipts for dumb shit he’s said. If the Library of Congress needs a copy, I’m happy to oblige.

I don’t know how its not the whites’ “story”. They were the perpetrators. It seems a pretty powerful piece of art in support of the indigenous. I am failing to see why this engendered a protest...

I allllmost said not all whites. I confess that was my initial thought. But I learned from #notallmen. See, you *can* teach an old white man new tricks! ;-)

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I’m sure they’ll spin it into something fabulous!

What is it with these young stars. They’re not being a celebrity ‘the right way’.

How would you ever know where most of those phrases came from? I’m over 30. It all just looks like dumb shit kids say to me.

Sooooo, MsCoffee and I met up! Shes pretty amazing, and im a doofus (but hopefully a charming doofus!) so we shall see....

I have two life updates for you:

Something hits me especially hard about someone’s dog outliving them. Does he know what happened to Carrie? Or does he just think she abandoned him?

Carrie would have wanted it that way.

The only thing that helps the Dave Chappelle-Johm Mayer friendship make sense to me is one of my only irl gossip celeb tidbits: Chappelle spent a *lot* of time at the DC Apple Store (Georgetown, maybe? Bethesda? icr) in the the late aughts and he drove the staff completely nuts trying to get things early.

I have been on Retin A since January with virtually no side effects. Well, I had a facial Monday and boy did that not go well. Red, raw, peeling, itchy skin appeared from my laugh lines down to my chin. It was gross. Today is the first day that I’m not sloughing. Lesson learned.

In NYC the organizers used to say “It’s a March, we’ll have a parade when we’ve won”

He was making acid wash jeans.

This. Yeah, Carl was annoying sometimes, but jeez - teenagers are annoying. That’s kind of their thing.

Confused But Loving,

Listen to the Doc on this one, friend. While it’s completely normal to find yourself attracted to more than one person (even within the context of a relationship), acting on that attraction has both immediate and long-term consequences for you, the person you’re with, and the person you’re…