[Obligatory Tolkien quote]

Too tired?

This is the correct description of their state of matter.

but the 3rd circle is the one with snacks.

The only rule is that there are no rules. Those things seem to come from the factory with 1 gallon of diarrhea pre-loaded.

The shock is for when you log off or go too long without using.

This is because you haven’t tried adding MSG to the goblin vomit.

In the example, the girl is made out of money - so not being able to afford 20% extra isn’t an issue, and the service was good enough for the writer - so subisdizing poor service isn’t an issue.

I remember 10% as acceptable for bad service / buffet / places where the wait staff makes regular minimum wage.  7%? how are you young enough to use the internet?

I think it depends on what their intentions were. If they just wanted to play with real cars and caused all that damage because they are bad at driving, then yes, it is a prank gone bad. They should have community service and a reasonable payment plan to make restitution.
If they intended to crash all those cars, then…

The ones responsible for instilling values in them?  Seems fair.

FREEDOM onion

Nothing to say about Deltas; no other sorority sounds anything like a train coming to a halt.

I put chocolate and sugar in my milk; I’m not an animal.

I was once in such a cult.

Said Florida Man, to his hat.

Drive-throughs are for people who want a standard menu items and aren’t bothered if things go a little wrong.  If you require anything complicated like ‘no tomato’, you need to look a human being in the eye and be sure they understand what that means.  Some counters even have a view of the kitchen where you can see if…

Am I the only one who thinks this was a chat bot?

There can be annotated and regular versions of publications.

It makes a lot of sense.  Pimps and johns are never victims of trafficking, so if they are participating in prostitution, one can be certain that it was 100% their own choice.  When arresting the prostitute, you get some criminals and some trafficked minors rotting in jail.