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Lol... there are a lot of people with 2nd homes where I live, and omg the postings on the local email bboard about “bear spotted at 9:30 am on Mill Road” or “we saw a coyote!”  Like sure dude, that bear is just going to sit tight until the game warden comes by to tell him to go home. 

Their fear of wild animals roaming their land is real!

I could read about pampered city folks moving to the country ALL DAY. Give me that sweet sweet schadenfreude.

I’ll take living in COVID from the exurbs vs a crowded urban setting every day of the week and twice on Sundays.

True, but I can go for a walk outside just by walking out my front door. If you want to have beer in a beer garden, I can still do that on my deck. Want to lay in the grass, I can do that in my back yard. All without a mask, heck, I could do it naked.

I also don’t like crisp green beans. I like them cooked through but not mushy.

I just remembered the one Thanksgiving when my mom returned the cooked turkey to the store. She was pissed off that it turned out really dry. She hauled the whole 20lb roasted turkey in the roasting pan back to the grocery store, puts it on the customer service counter, and says she wants to return the bird because

This is why we shouldn’t “reach out” or “build bridges” with these assholes.  They have shown they don’t care about democracy in any form so why should we have anything to do with them?

It is a pretty badass name, but does sound like it should be matched with either a WWE wrestler or a rock star, and not a Brooks Brothers type reporter.

The people calling in death threats need to be incarcerated at the rate we incarcerate young black men with a little bit of weed.  Only one of those is dangerous 

He often overlaps with the “accidental” anal guy.

I love her.

I’ve read lots of epically stupid Jezebel posts, but this has to up there. By the logic of this article it wouldn’t be good to have a woman President either, since they’d be “complicit in US imperialism.” You know there will be a Secretary of Defense no matter what, right? And they aren’t going to hire a peace

The survival of the ACA in 2017 is ultimately the only reason my dad is alive (or not going through a medical bankruptcy) because of pre-existing condition requirements on non-employer insurance plans purchased on the exchange. It all seemed so theatrical at the time, but when I go back and look at the timeline, my

Being born to & raised by my mother, Feminist Extraordinaire. Every bit of my politics comes from her, even though she died when I was 13. All these decades later I still feel her guiding me. She was intersectional before it was a broadly discussed concept. For her equal rights weren’t worth pursuing if only a

I marched in Washington DC in 2004 at the March for Women’s Lives. I was 6 months pregnant at the time, and was marching with a group of women from the progressive Methodist church I was attending (they sent a full bus of people from that church to the rally). I wore a pink t-shirt that said Baby on Board with an

Why did this seem so shocking to me? I thought for sure she’s had at least two by now, but I guess they were classified as EPs.  Oh well... guess it’s about to be a hot girl Thanksgiving.

They know they lost. They know WHY they lost. But Hell hath no fury like a white man being told “No.”

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s