SOLD!

UNDERRATED SERIES.

I will watch any movie featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnston even though quite frequently he is the only good thing in the movie.

Neon. Demon.

Dude dropped on my birthday, January 26th. Should have known 2016 was gonna be a kick in the dick.

I believe they sold out in a day over at Blood Music, but Web of Mimicry (who are putting out the new Free Salamander Exhibit album next Tuesday!) might have a few surplus copies for $45 a piece.

I appreciate vinyl and buying records because I love having to put effort into music again, digging through crates for an entire afternoon finding stuff is a really comforting way to unwind for me.

That's Chuck Mangione and it's the best album to do cocaine off of.

Aw, Garron's now all over the AV Club thanks to that starter image, I love it.

I can't pinpoint the exact episode, but I'm assuming it was related to Brad Burlingame because he was part of some weird cheese empire, so that might at least narrow down your options.

Dude, I've been in dozens of fistfights.

People have been calling bullshit on every single year for what seems like every single year, but need I remind every last one of you motherfuckers that 2016 was the year that took out Abe fucking Vigoda.

I use QuikGo for blood stains in the dry cleaning industry, which is best used for things like blood, milk and those little key scratches that end up on your pants from your keys rubbing up aganist the fabric and

It's like a self-cleaning oven. But for cum.

As soon as they revealed Samuraiworld, I snapped my fingers and shouted "SO THAT'S WHERE THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING ALL THE ASIANS!" out loud to nobody in particular.

I came to conclusion awhile back that there are two people who seem to be a shining light on earth who are just out there doing what they do because it brings universal joy to anyone and everyone who chooses to witness such exceptional goodness and that's Dolly Parton and Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson.

"If it’s not exactly what it was on the podcast, people complained."

I don't want any any part of this unless they send me a copy on VHS set to EP mode, three episodes to a tape like the old days.

I experienced psychedelic-induced Ego Death, which was without question the most beautiful experience of my life. During my first viewing of The Star Wars Holiday Special during Carrie Fisher's big singing finale.

I appreciate the sentiment, but Devo made that argument 40 years ago.