I'M NOT AN ALIEN.
punkroctopus
punkroctopus
The secret to Paul Verhoeven is he makes perfect movies.
When I was around 7 or so, my father sat me down and told me that we were going to watch the greatest movie ever made. We watched Buckaroo Banzai.
Guy Maddin is doing the Seduction of Ingmar Bergman movie, actually!
You're boring and basic and "Die Hard is my favorite Christmas Movie" is something my mom says.
Hey guys. Try pushing Sparks a little harder next time. They're under-appreciated geniuses.
Scientific fact: ANYONE who says their favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard is an uncreative fucking dullard.
Real talk: do you guys just not like getting high and watching people mispronounce words in a comical way or something?
I want Madea to sass up all of my holidays. Thanksiving, President's Day, Memorial Day, A Very Madea Hanukkah, I am into it.
Excision is excellent. I will see this based on that's fact alone.
"My younger days." You know. A decade ago when I was 50. Back when you're still figuring shit out like who you are and your opinions can be easily swayed because you're young, naïve and lacking in knowledge.
Personally I stick to psychedelics when I'm on the beach, but there's usually weed up in the mix as well. Mostly because hey, when is it not?
My favorite thing about marijuana legalization in Oregon for the last year is probably being able to go to a store, purchasing marijuana and then going home and smoking it.
It's a movie that's gorgeous and incomprehensible.
Hooboy, anyone dumb enough to take SCRIPT NOTES fro mm Dario Argento is begging for pain. Dude's writing is incomprehensible.
I have, like, four albums with genuinely great kazoo solos on them.
Goddamn it, Susser.
Every interview with John Carpenter on a DVD involves Carpenter sighing bitterly and saying "Oh, I got fucked by the studio on this one," so it's really delightful to see the dude have some fun while doing live shows.
Downside: Trolls will not feature Kelsey Grammar shouting DESTROY THE BABY FACTORY.