Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

This just needs the Chrysler Slant-6 to complete the abomanation

Dude in the white helmet here. Did not expect this to end up on FP [or Jalopnik at all for that matter] when I saw the edit earlier. That is AWESOME. There are some videos of the actual crash floating around I may have to try to find one to post.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

The need for a generic tentpole franchise movie severely cut into what could have been a cool 80s coming of age story with superpowers.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS!? WHY!?!

When are we going to put him alongside M. Night Shyamalan in the category of people who accidentally made a good film?

Whatever it is I’m sure the social commentary metaphor will be very subtle.

if for breakfast, yes.

The fact that she thought a domestic violence charge would end a career in the NFL is hilarious....

Few things are more tragic than an NSX with an auto box.

I wish men would stop saying this. We don’t have value because of our relationships with men - we are people with worth no matter whether we’re related to you or not. Instead of thinking, “what if this happened to my wife/sister/mother/daughter” try thinking “what if this happened to me.” Because that is what we think…

Compas: Spanish shortened word for “Compadres” or “godparents”; in colloquial speech and in the movie, the word is used to mean the same as in the English word; buddy; bro; or broth(er/a)

Minor detail, at 2:25, when Benicio’s character says, “Compas, compas,” the subtitles are mistranslated as, “In peace (con paz), in peace.” It should’ve actually said something like, “Bro(ther)s, bro(ther)s...throw down the gun.”

That is a terrible idea.

A two week trip doesn’t require twice the clothes. No matter where you go people clean their clothes, so there will be facilities for you to wash your clothes or someone you can pay to clean your clothes.

Ah, so you didn’t see the 3:07 mark where he GOT OUT OF THE VEHICLE AND CLUBBED A ROOKERY OF SEAL PUPS!!!??!

Never seen a live action dinosaur!?

Hmm, I think it should read: Azerbaijani Fighter Awarded 22-17 Decision Over Japanese Fighter.