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“Never wrestle with a pig, you will both get muddy and the pig will enjoy it."

My mom has a sign in her kitchen that reads:

I have found that hungry kids are not picky kids. If they don’t want to eat something, don’t make them eat it, but don’t give them an alternative either. Don’t make food a battle, they will come around and surprise you and themselves!

The “e” is silent and you can’t taste the difference in spelling, so besides snobbery this is complete nonsense.

If a server is so bad at math that they seat a party of four at a table set for three and doesn’t immediately notice the discrepancy, I have no hopes for better service throughout the meal.

TO BOB BROSKEY!!!

I have an A&W KFC combo restaurant where I live, I get A&W fries and cheese curds and a side of KFC gravy and have fast food poutine.

Don’t you mean the 136 gram burger?

“Also, thighs are fattier. Not from an intra-muscular fat perspective, I’m talking about the blobs of fat and cartilage that tend to congregate around bones and joints.”

It ain’t nothing BUT a wing!

You also have this option

The happy emoji with the forks for eyes says I'm in a food coma, not I’m starving. 

I am sure it will cost you an arm and a leg too.

Chicken wings are white meat

So, you are saying that when a group goes to a burger place and someone wants chicken, they only get a chicken sandwich that is just “good enough”?

What other random words do you have delusional hatred for that we could tell the world to avoid so as not to upset you?

Bandanna bread has too much of a paisley after taste for me.

Try bringing up the subject of cake if you are having problems getting your gyno to use the word moist.