No, the lack of lower case letters is the worst.

I hate the word moist because the internet told me to.

I am sure this will cost almost as much as a real burger from Red Robin or IHOB

I assume this article is written for the bed ridden, because there is no other reason to eat in bed.

I assume this article is written for the bed ridden, because there is no other reason to eat in bed.

To keep my child from getting dorrito chips/crumbs on my bed I used the following line on her: “no food allowed out of the kitchen or dining room.”

To keep my child from getting dorrito chips/crumbs on my bed I used the following line on her: “no food allowed out…

I see that you see that they see what was done there.

And it all contains or was processed with di-hydrogen monoxide, that shit needs to be banned.

They had a cherry cola flavored Oreo for a time, but I haven’t seen them in awHile.

“A hot dog isn’t open-faced....we simply hold it with the open side up”

Sooo...what you are saying is that a hot dog is an open faced sandwich?

Popcorn is a blank canvas so just go to your cupboard and be creative. Mac n Cheese powder, no brainer, but try a bbq rub, garlic salt, Italian seasoning, the packet out put of some ramen, cinnamon and sugar, etc...

People eat here to mock the poors who can’t afford the corns.

They knew what they were doing.

A little from column A, a little from column B

“Now they’re often used to make sandwiches, which in Sweden are almost always open faced and spread with butter.”

Sodium think they where really eavesdropping, or was this just a coincidence?

Not everyone has 4wheel drive, but everyone has 4wheel brakes. 

I am thinking you could simulate some of the no gravity aspect by doing this upside down.