No not news on the pizza box, I am thinking porn on the box would be a great business model.

Wait they put missing kids on milk cartons?

“you can also bring powdered drink mixes for said water.”

I am lucky enough to have an A&W/KFC combo restaurant near me.

Type 4 wrap? Type 1 wrap?

Pickled onions 

“and no, it is not a sandwich.”

Get oot of here with that noise. 

Why the hell are you being logical, you do know this is the internet right? 

“in the hour to hour and a half it takes in the oven I could just cook or get takeout.”

Yes, but that time can be used weeding the garden, doing laundry, cleaning the bathroom, etc.

But could you have homemade in the same time while watching TV, drinking beer, and eating slim jims?

Anything cooked in a microwave has no soul.

I want to try this tomorrow when I am hungover, so I guess need to start drinking now.

“fuck this guy”

Even if the prices are reasonable, buying something price unknown is crazy. 

Like when BK sells 3 piece French toast sticks for a dollar but a 5 piece costs $2.99.

Yup if big business just "waits you out they win" right? 

can we talk about why a three piece French toast stick at burger king cost .99 while a five piece cost 2.99.

“eating it without napkins can be detrimental for your dry-cleaning bill.”