Dude. Does the phrase sucks ginormous Tijuana donkey balls mean anything to you, ‘cause that’s what that shit-wagon sure does. Totally. Period.

snit fuk yo !! sixers beat hell outa goldenstate agin ?? WTF ?? yo yo yo.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH !!! LICK MY ASS & SUCK ON MY BALLS !! FUCK YEAH !!

Weak. Sad too.

Bears !! Bears are ALWAYS the best ! Especially when they are smarter than the average bear. Hide your pic-a-nic baskets full of goodies random people !!

NOTED KIDNAP AND RAPE EXPERT ELIZABETH SMART............ ftfy

The more things change—The more they stay the same! I personally can’t wait for next year’s “Cars & Coffee Super-Charged Mustang Indy 500" pace car. Instant collectible there, right ? Will they include some random people & crash debris on the hood ? Probably shoulds, right ?

Except it’s not the actual driving that sucks the life-force from your fragile egg-shell mind, it’s the fuckin’ retarded people out there on dawn’s desert highway that make it so way frustrating & downright dangerous—especially onna interstates.

Came here for the “Durr Harley old, durr Harley slow, durr Harley bad” comments. Was not disappointed.

So you’re gonna take yer bike ?

PapaPuds usta always say: “You can’t polish a turd.” This shit is proof. Why waste a bunch of time & $$’s to produce s wrecking-yard Frankenstein ? Never been a big fan of the w hole “rat” culture, anyway. Whatevs.

“Holiday” weekends are THE worst. Always. All the brain-dead & lost souls are out there. And nuthin’ good ever came outa Missery.

Goin’ onna road-trip Fred ?? Be carefuls out there. It’s a jungle. A poorly paved jungle w/ bumper-car idiots everywhere you look. Always.

Distill it down to this: The more you learn about the reprehensible record of conservative politics in the 20th century and the Republican’ts specifically—The more disgusted you get w/ their constant dog-whistle racism. blatant misogyny, and fiscal 1%’er lying trickle-down assholeism. The more you know, the more…

Thank you Sports Gods !! Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU !! This screaming ass-clown has been blathering his own special brand of sports-lingo idiocy for like 39 years too long. Just fuck any muthurfucker w/ a penchant for stupid nicknames & one (himself !) for a baby diaper shit. Fuckin’ A. Werd.

Way back inna 19 and 82, I happened to meet a Tex-ass old-timer that tolds me this: “Iffn a man-eating lion got loose in Waco, that sumbitch would starve to death.” As far as I can see, nothing has changed appreciably since then. Fuck Baylor. Fuck Waco. And double bent-over fuck the Tex-ass nation. Totally way. Werd.

Looks like we’re in for some more sketchy hooning here again, right ? BooCoo Thanx again $kay—I’mma personally really starting to embrace the w hole sketchy hooning concept before it’s co-opted by the masses.

A cutting edge manufacturer might sell a wiring harness that will easily change your turn-signal/rear running lights into not 1, but 2 extra brake lights. That cutting edge manufacturer is Harley-Davidson. For me anyway.

And all of them seem to be obviously carefully designed for the highest quality of some very sketchy hooning, right ? Careful planning here.

Parked that bitch inna fast lane, gots out & lit it all aflame. Walked right away & not even comin’ back today . Tomorrow ? No way-No Sorrow. Next week ? on fleek.