I have super-short - nearly a buzz cut - hair, and SO MANY MEN have taken pains to let me know that men like them find short hair terribly unattractive on women.

One related (and admittedly pretty ridiculous) idea I’ve always had is this: if a fetus is declared a “person”, could a pregnant woman that wants an abortion then charge her own fetus with assault?

WOW, this is stupid. Leaving aside the fact that I’ve always found the excessive amount of bitching every time a Daylight Savings change rolls around to be pretty inane (seriously, does it truly upend your entire way of life to gain or lose a single hour a couple times a year at extremely predictable and…

heh, the odds that we’re from the same area and share at least one last name in our extended family tree are HIGH. One of our family names is also an Americanized-pronunciation 5-letter name that people just butcher, and my actual last name is a party of silent and statistically-improbable letters that even stymies…

I have an infinite number of reasons to loathe this fucking awful man, but the horrors he’s visited upon the English language will always be high on the list...

oh sweet motherfuck no

It’s much better if you think of it as “the song you play when the ship’s sinking...”

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starring for the thing of beauty that is “flustercucks”

Let’s be honest: what are the odds that this woman is actually real?

OT but jesus, that particular photo really drives home the freaky-ass spray-tan line that runs vertially down Mango Mussolini’s face about an inch in front of his ear.

me: christ this is horrifying

[adds to “list of videos that would benefit greatly from a ‘Yakety Sax’ music track”...]

I legit just started googling ‘female sterilization’ and reading up on my options because a) the last ~0.1% of me that was still vaguely interested in someday bringing a child into this shitshow of a world has been pretty thoroughly extinguished over the past few weeks, and b) I’m guessing that’s going to be the only…

What did her family do to deserve being thrown out?

Claude (Richard Armitage) is a tall, almost handsome con-man

Oh man, “guy who had a previous fancy-schmancy Ivy League job that he left for mysterious reasons 5-10 years ago” is practically an established warning sign for these types in academia. The fancy universities LOVE to just quietly pass these assholes off to another school as a means of “fixing” their harassment…

Jumping spiders will also chase laser pointers and can see the moon: https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/06/jumping-spiders-can-see-the-moon/529329/

CHACOS! If you like Tevas you’ll LOVE Chacos. They’re great for arch support, come in a bunch of excellent colors, and are comfy as hell. It’s like wearing hugs for your feet.