Nailed it.

How about this one?

“historically low unemployment...”

“Drill Baby Drill: Open the national parks to oil drilling! Open the coastlines! Open the backyards! Open everywhere! You might find a dollar down there, under a dolphin’s carcass.”

Damage Control.

Why are there mummies riding tubes?

“The only gasoline internal combustion engines that most people have in their households are either in cars or lawnmowers.”

Who the fuck is Janelle Monae?

I don’t know man, Carlos Castaneda taught me about lucid dreaming... just saying.

Well played sir. Take your star!

Why the hell would anyone want to go to Ohio in the first place?

???? How is he being racist? I don’t think race was brought up at all.

“I’ve never played Final Fantasy VII, and because of that, I’m interested in the remake.”

The answer is 1.

How about, “We Harass Insubordinate’s To Extinction”?

Yeah, but the acronym ‘WHLTE’ doesn’t work out as well as the one JaxJim pointed out.

“I’m a responsible gun owner.

Is she auditioning for the next Iron Sky movie?

Nice acronym!

I mean, how did they fuck that up? Was it a lack of actually paying attention to the source material; or did they just want to do their own thing?